who wanna be my next baby daddy
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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

ocheano:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

OMG THIS THE BEST QUOTE I’VE EVER SEEN IN TUMBLR

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hidekins:

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

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